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Jens Voss

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Monkeys
« on: June 17, 2009, 08:07:49 AM »

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed to the customer,saying, "That'll be $5,000."

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said,"That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred pounds. Why did it cost so much? "The shopkeeper answered, "Ah,that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "Hey,that one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000.The tourist gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's a project manager".

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Charles Kingsley

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Re: Monkeys
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2009, 08:13:39 AM »

Ah so true.
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Naram Qashat

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Re: Monkeys
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2009, 09:08:22 AM »

Ha, that is hilarious, even if it's sad since it is true. :P
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Charles Kingsley

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Re: Monkeys
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2009, 07:44:17 PM »

Oh bitch please you don't get it that bad.
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