Actually, this CAN be done with an Anope module. However, $120 is no where near enough money because the pseudo-client wouldn't be a pseudo-client. It would have to connect as a regular client, be restricted just like any other clients. IE eggdrop, mIRC, xchat .. etc.
The Anope module would need to manage it's own sockets using a custom socket manager, which is complex enough by it's self. It would involve writing most of a client and interface directly with OS.
As others have said you are WAY better off just writing an eggdrop TCL script, the eggdrop would have the exact same level of access to the ircd as any socket connection that Anope could create.
The *REAL* challenge is finding an Anope module coder with the time and interest to do this. There are mainly 3-4 active module coders. I being one of them, respectfully decline for any price.