Users want activity in channels, not a few dozen idle clients..
The dev branch undergoes constant changes and not much modules exists for it, maybe someday someone will bother writing such a module, but I certainly don't feel inclined to help you deceive your users..
Feel free to post a module request, but don't hold your breath...
And flaming is not tolerated on this forum.. consider this your only warning.
I think everything on this topic has been said so I will lock this..